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We Steal From Old People: The Game2026

We Steal From Old People: The Game

2026 One Big Sip84Great

Playtime

BriefPlayers typically spend about 1 hour in the game.

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Details

Launch
November 10, 2026
Developer
One Big Sip
Publisher
One Big Sip

Overview

Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelike. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!

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Reception

  • Steam99from 73 reviews

As the CEO of Brick & Minifigs I must say the experience that is this game brings me a fulfillment that is incomparable to anything I have every experienced. The satisfaction of beating up the defenseless old people and taking their blocks like my lunch money was stolen from me many times as a child brings me great satisfaction. This game is the best...

Steam, , 346 found it helpful

All hype aside, this game is fun. Developers actually put time and effort into it. No AI slop. Definitely would recommend.

Steam, , 132 found it helpful

Such a genius game. No idea where they got the inspiration from but stealing from old people has never been more fun. BUY THIS GAME, you won't be disappointed!

Steam, , 82 found it helpful

The game is actually fun, as someone from the B&M management I can't put this game down. Compared to the worth of all the LEGOs we've stolen this game doesn't cost anything. I can continue to steal from old people forever!

Steam, , 52 found it helpful

Game of the year.

Steam, , 29 found it helpful