The Slopes

Is this game worth .89 cents? Tough call for me personally. I'm going to say yes, but just barely. It's really just an endless runner with an end. In other words, it's just one track. It's a pretty decently sized track. There's several obstacles along the way. You move your head to move side to side (which may be a deal breaker for some and I did not... Read more

Played On: HTC Vive The Slopes is a ski-based runner, placing players on a finite trail filled with obstacles and coins. The trail itself is stagnant, and it remains the same for every run; there is no procedural generation here. The ultimate goal is to get from the starting point to the finish line while dodging trees, rocks, boulders, and bushes while... Read more

Warning: Asset Flip! The Slopes is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store packs, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers. Two notable criteria for what makes an asset flip instead of legitimate use of stock assets... Read more

OH man, this game is so bad, I felt compelled to say just how bad it is. First off, I don't even remember how I got it; probably came from a bundle. Secondly, it's not even the first game of its type... I had previously obtained "Fancy Skiing" and thought it was pretty lame but this game totally blows Fancy Skiing away with how bad it sucks. I'm not... Read more