Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
This is a masterpiece. This game is unparalleled; nothing reaches the heights this game reaches. It has, hands-down, the best storytelling, gameplay, sound design, and graphics in all of fiction. Simply remarkable on what Mr. Szymanski was able to accomplish with this title. 11/10 Must Play.
Yeah, like the title suggests it's about hunting squirrels and stapling them. To what are stapling them? I won't say. Play and find out for yourself.
The game is full of 'what the hell' moments - you can pray, read messed up stories, sleeping is just an image of squirrel with the 'you are sleeping' text.
However, the tension is incredible, especially...
I really liked it.
My favorite part was when I woke up and a ghost squirrel and a squirrel bear both attacked me at the same time as soon as I walked out of the house. The squirrel bears actually do startle me sometimes. That's probably because the sound of the forest was done really well. Now go play the game!
fun goofy game, dont pay full price $10.49 (CAD) not sure if it goes on sale or not, its fun but not worth THAT much, not really challenging (unless your non gamer girlfriend is playing) more just a fun goofy experiance,
one of the most terrified ive been, ♥♥♥♥ you david.
