Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online is a clicker game where progression is replaced with gambling, where the goal is simply to collect the rarest silly linguine cats.
before i played this game, i was a homeless bum. nobody liked me. in my dying breaths i made one last effort to install Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online, then died. as soon as the installation finished, i was dragged out of heaven and resurrected back to life. everyone became my friend. obama was there, and everybody clapped. thank you Silly...
This is an exquisite masterpiece, Out of every single game I've played i have ever touched or ever even heard of on this platform. This has by far enlightened me to fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States. And today, I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, god of this universes...
soundtrack of the decade. story of the century. gameplay of the millennium.
I wish it had offline petting, though. My poor laptop battery...
Before I found this game, I was a student for an IT course, but now i found the true magnum opus to life. Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online has took over me and my friends lives and i now no longer have a greater purpose in life that to click this Linguine until I'm #1, all....hail....LINGUINE!!
linguine hehe heehee haha
In all seriousness, this is the biggest waste of time and computer power I could have dreamed of. Glorified auto-clicker with no upgrade system. The "Clicks per Second" upgrade maxxes out at 10.4cps. And. You. Need. MILLIONS of clicks. If you want to earn money, you leave the app open in the background and this requires LAUNCHING...
