Red Bit Ninja

This was almost a perfectly mediocre game. I, for one, even experienced brief flashes of enjoyment from conquering particularly difficult levels. I could have forgiven the brutal level design. I could have forgiven Game Gear graphics. I could have forgiven minor glitchiness. I could have forgiven public domain music from Grandma's mahjong tablet apps.... Read more

Alright, here's my comprehensive guide on how to beat this game: Step 1: Select the "How to play" button. Step 1a: This is the first trap, as you actually have to toggle Windowed Mode first. It won't actually change to windowed mode until you restart, but it'll make the game actually play. Otherwise, selecting the "How to play" button will freeze the... Read more

The vitriol I feel for this game has no bounds. I could talk about what the game is lacking. I could talk about how the design is a cookie cutter of any number of games. Instead I will talk about a lazy developer, and an even more putrid publisher. The game itself was specifically designed to be as little work as possible so that a publishing company... Read more