Honest Trailer Parody:
(Upbeat, hyperactive 1980s synth-wave music blasts through heavy CRT television static)
(An overly energetic announcer wearing a neon-pink visor, mismatched shoulder pads, and a bright windbreaker bounds onto a soundstage, wildly flailing his arms)
ANNOUNCER:
"Gather round, gamers, dreamers, and lovers of complete cinematic confusion!...
