Spread your seed across the seven seas! Your first-mate staged a mutiny, taking off with your precious ship. You'll have to build up a loyal crew, one slut at a time, to take back your ship and get revenge on the wench who took it from you in the first place!
I literally couldn't get past the first screen because it was filled with code errors and exceptions that I had to spam "Ignore" to continue. Glad I didn't though, apparently it's all piss hentai