The player plays an unemployed man who travels to the other world, where the goddess grants him magical powers and embarks on a journey to save the world... But there seems to be some secret behind this?
Breasts are like large sacks of water.
Nipples look like pencil erasers when you do the trick that makes 'em look curvy.
Animation points totally distort the anatomy of the characters.
The gameplay isn't even rock paper scissors.
Ro sham bo you for your girl. If you have the balls.