A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!
I've never played a game where I disagree more with the aggregate review score. HTTYC is categorized as an idle game, but it is probably better described as a barebone game experiement with a catchy pun/title.
Honestly this "game" could be made by a student or by some pros in a weekend jam. Maybe it was made by AI in 5 minutes? The first clue is when...
The funny Steam reviews write themselves, but this game is so simple that if you have spent any time in a game engine you could make it yourself in a few hours. I never thought I'd say $3.99 was too much for a game, but that's the case here. In fact, it's not really worth downloading for free except for just the humor of it.
The only redeeming value...
When you press the camera button, the game creates a folder on your desktop called "♥♥♥♥ Pictures". I didn't notice it and had a great time explaining it to a customer, I give this game 1000/10
I used to be insecure about the size of my ♥♥♥♥, but this game changed everything.
At first, it was small, weak, and soft. But after a few days of hard training, proper recovery, and constant attention, my ♥♥♥♥ is absolute unit. It's thick, veins popping, and constantly pumping weight. My friends were shocked when I sent them pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ in...
Short Review
How to Train Your C0ck is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and the joke is the only good part. It's a barebones idle game where you level up four stats until progression stalls out within a day and a half, after which you're just grinding golden eggs for cosmetics. I got a 100% completion without feeling much of anything the whole time,...
