Hi It's me. I'm Lauren.
My friend and I spent the first hour of gameplay just betting on horse races and laughing till we couldn't breathe. I got too into the races. They made me so sweaty that I had to shower.
Now the race track music is the elevator music of my brain and my friends are laughign at me because I'm studying CRISPR to 100% this game....
within the first 23 minutes ive played this game i made a 8th gen inbred horse after cross breeding a human i got drunk and kidnapped with a horse the baby had broken legs and a broken neck from birth peak game
My friend, her name is Lauren, she won't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about this game. Every second of every day "Oh i wanna play my horsey game" and then she gets on the game, and the game beats her figurative ♥♥♥♥ in with a hammer for 40 minutes because she somehow manages to pick the worst horses possible in every single way because she's some part neanderthal...
I originally got this game after watching a YouTuber play it for a few hours. Their playthrough was incredibly funny, with so many moments in the game that made me burst out laughing. Unfortunately, once I got the game, I had already seen the funniest moments, so I didn’t find playing it as fun as watching it. The gameplay is still fun enough without...
horsey game is like vaping. its legal, enjoyable and a stupid thing.
