Devs. I am BEGGING you. PLEASE give us some way to race our abominations against our friends' abominations. I will name my best creations after you. I will name my imaginary next-born CHILD after you and I will sing your praises to my imaginary grandchildren. We NEED this. I have never purchased another copy of a game for someone else as fast as I did...
Hi It's me. I'm Lauren.
My friend and I spent the first hour of gameplay just betting on horse races and laughing till we couldn't breathe. I got too into the races. They made me so sweaty that I had to shower.
Now the race track music is the elevator music of my brain and my friends are laughign at me because I'm studying CRISPR to 100% this game....
My friend, her name is Lauren, she won't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about this game. Every second of every day "Oh i wanna play my horsey game" and then she gets on the game, and the game beats her figurative ♥♥♥♥ in with a hammer for 40 minutes because she somehow manages to pick the worst horses possible in every single way because she's some part neanderthal...
I'm going to be so for real, I have no idea what I'm doing in this game. I keep tripping into new realizations and features. I've created beings truly unloved by God. This whole thing feels like being just a bit too high and kinda being able to comprehend what's going on but not really grasping it.
Frankly I think I prefer it that way.
I doubt that...
Horsey Game is what happens when someone looks at horse racing and says:
“You know what this needs? Genetic engineering.”
You start with a horse.
You race the horse.
You make some money.
You buy another horse.
You breed the horses.
And eventually you're sitting there staring at a horse's DNA like you've been hired by a government research facility.
I...
