Guardians of Victoria

I knew this game had bad reviews. I read them. I still launched it anyway. Big mistake. The first thing you notice is that nothing feels right. The menu already fights you like it’s the first boss — buttons barely respond, UI looks like random assets glued together, and the music overlaps like five tabs playing at once. You finally get into the game…... Read more

I picked this up for a few cents thinking I'd found a hidden gem — the Victorian steampunk aesthetic and character-switching mechanics genuinely sounded interesting. But the game is fundamentally broken: constant RAM bloat, inputs that register seconds late, falling through platforms, and a game-over screen that greets you almost immediately. To make... Read more