I thought this was a porn game when my friend gifted it to me. A few hours later and it turns out to be peak fiction instead
waiting for the second one ❤️🩹


2026 The Crayon Eating Company91Excellent
ShortIt typically takes about 5 hours to finish the game, and players put about 8 hours into it overall.
Explore a series of whimsical, interconnected worlds to steal everything not nailed down. Make a garbage bin a garbage home :)
I thought this was a porn game when my friend gifted it to me. A few hours later and it turns out to be peak fiction instead
waiting for the second one ❤️🩹
It is funi, there are raccoons and it is a game. No sign of false advertising here.
this game is what it feels like to have every brand of queerness and neurodivergence at the same time while also being a 2'6" kleptomaniac
the god of the sun told me to steal a police officer's firearm
the highest form of contemporary art of this generation