Well, the bosses were fun. And it was kind of funny. Let me start by pointing out that the gameplay is shamefully shallow. You have pretty much one attack and will spend most of the game kiting (the melee mechanic is useless, and will get you killed). The color coded-enemies are a nice gimmick, but not enough to make you have to think about which button... Read more

Okay, I was going to write a long review on this, but I think I can fit this in a short review: - This game is clunky due to your firing rate being slow, the movement being slow, the lack of a strifing option and the enemies being bullet sponges - Good luck trying to level up: It took me until mid second stage to even reach lvl 2. You'll probably be... Read more

I played it for as long as I could stand it, but now I am deleting it, and won't be looking back. Don't get me wrong, it's not all bad. The color-coded enemies, each requiring a different attack to kill from a distance without shooting yourself instead, is actually a fairly clever game element, and I for one am a fan of the old-school graphics (and... Read more

Crouching Pony Hidden Dragon is a bare bones Neo Geo port. I didn't notice any upscaling option for the graphics, so Neo Geo quality is what you get. Keyboard controls are customizable, however, and there is an option for coop on the same keyboard. Gameplay consists of color-coordinated top-down brawling that borders on the insanity of a bullet-hell... Read more