The novelty of the absurdness wears off pretty quickly. But it makes up for it by being a fun little football game.
Behold the Kickmen2017
Behold the Kickmen
2017 Size Five Games74Good
Playtime
ShortTypically 4 hours
Playable on
- Steam DeckPlayable
- Steam MachinePlayable
Available on
- −50%$1.99
- $3.99
Game modes
Details
- Launch
- July 20, 2017
- Developer
- Size Five Games
- Publisher
- Size Five Games
Overview
Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Reception
Players83
GreatWhile not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.
A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone's standards.